There, I said it!

[Melamphoros]

(((Erin)))

Idiots Who Are Setting Off Fireworks In A Bad Thunderstorm,

I hope you get struck by lightning so the gene pool doesn't get any more polluted than it already is.

TISI!

[Sage]

Idiots Who Are Setting Off Fireworks In A Bad Thunderstorm,

I hope you get struck by lightning so the gene pool doesn't get any more polluted than it already is.

TISI!

Dear Crazy Grandmother,

Do you REALLY have to come back to Virginia? Can't you find a racist, sexist compound of old farts for you to live with down there?

Sad face,

Me.

[Ember]

Dear Crazy Grandmother,

Do you REALLY have to come back to Virginia? Can't you find a racist, sexist compound of old farts for you to live with down there?

Sad face,

Me.

Dear Motivation,
I'd really appreciate it if you'd show up every once in a while. Apathy and Disinterest are really starting to piss me off and your presence would surely help. Thanks a heap for absolutely nothing so far. Sticking your head in the door and saying "Hi" just long enough to get me a job outside of fast food doesn't count for much, though I'm glad you did, in your current absence all preparations for school, calling the bank about the loan and a student credit card, and any spiritual pursuits are falling a bit behind.

Thanks in advance,
Me.

There, I said it.

[Ladywhitewolf]

Hey, migraine! GO AWAY ALREADY!!! Five days is more than long enough to hang around!

There, I said it. (And I'll undoubtedly have to say again..... )

[There must be something going around because I've been feeling lousy since June 11th]. To the headaches, the body aches, pain and stress I've been having lately f*%k off and leave me alone. Seriously I must have a virus or something. So go away already. There, I said it.

[DragonDaughter]

Dear self- esteem and -confidence,

Can we please come to some kind of agreement? I'm not a fan of how you both take off as soon as a situation that requires you to be there shows up. *sigh* Really, I would like to actually be happy for the first time in over 5 years, can you just stick around for a bit, please?

TISI

[veggiewolf]

...

Dear "I-don't-know-what-my-job-is-or-how-to-do-it" colleagues,

I wrote those policies and procedures just for you. RTFM!

TISI




Dear SharePoint,

Fuck you.

TISI

[SatSekhem]

...

Dear Children that Work For Me,

I am not your mom. I am your team leader. Please, please, please don't call me all of the time to complain about things. Do not call me to settle a dispute. I am not your mediator. Mediate said dispute yourselves and please, please, please stop calling me to fix a problem with my non-existent magic wand. I got shit to do that does not include pulling each one of you into your respective corners and talking you down.

TISI

[Arienwen]

Dear Children that Work For Me,

TISI

Dear hip:

I don't know what is wrong with you! All I did is get up off the floor, there is no reason for you to be hurting right now. You make me feel way older than I am. Stop acting like a creaky bastard!

TISI

[SatSekhem]

Dear hip:

I don't know what is wrong with you! All I did is get up off the floor, there is no reason for you to be hurting right now. You make me feel way older than I am. Stop acting like a creaky bastard!

TISI

Seconded.

[Castus]

Seconded.

Dear Kid who didn't go to Summer School so thustly opened up a slot,

Go die in a hole you goddamn fucking son of a filthy, perverted bitch-ass whore. Ruined my damn fucking summer, you loathsome bastard.

Sincerely,
Castus

TISI