There, I said it!

[Leanan Sidhe]

{{{{{Leanan Sidhe}}}}}

Dear head,

Kindly quit with the headaches/migraine/sinus pain crap. It gets extremely tiresome very quickly.

TISI

Thanks. Right back atchya! ((((victoreia))))

[Stardancer]

Thanks. Right back atchya! ((((victoreia))))

Dear mom,

I am not an idiot. I am not trying to waste your money or your time. In fact, I don't expect you to go out of your way for me in any way - partly because I'm just not that selfish, and partly because you make such a frigging fuss about it.

Go stuff your generosity if it can't come without conditions, admonitions, surveillance and general control-freakiness.

And stop with the 'shoot first, maybe ask questions later' mentality. It just puts me on the defense and makes me dread a week's holiday with you.


Oh and dear husband,

stop suggesting ways for us to spend money. We can't afford it. Be with me for once, rather than against me.


Dear universe,

why did I have to be the nay-sayer and penny-pincher of the family? The kids get disappointed, hubby subverts me, and mom doesn't believe I even can.

TISI (second today. Must be something I ate. Or maybe hormones.)

[hecatesdaughter]

One of the most popular ongoing humor threads of the SMF Board, it was only natural to have it restarted here.

Got something that's bugging you? Vent it here! Preferably in the most over-the-top fashion that you wouldn't dare to do in real life. Just remember to end your vent with the phrase "There, I said it!"

(Note: As a staff member, I think I should start by instituting a prohibition against venting about other members)



Bruno Mars,

STOP IT!

There. I said it.

Dear college,

I understand your reasoning for causing many problems with me and my boyfriend financially, however, I would really like a break from it and for things to go smoothly for once.

There, I said it.

[Aspiria]

If we are having a rampage-party about partners who say, 'I want a divorce,' but then do nothing about the damn thing, I. AM. SO. THERE. With my rampage-bells on.

Sunflower

Yeah?! Wtf gives? Every time we argue he says"just leave, good leave then, I want a divorces, etc" but then loves me again in a little while. Either leave or shut the fuck up. Pretty soon you won't have an option.
TISI

[Aspiria]

Dear friends who send me pagan music,

I've given you multiple shots. Every other day one of you hit up my in-box with a youtube video or track I just "have to watch/listen to" and every time I'm left sitting there like "The fuck is this shit? Am I at Rennfaire or something?"

Look, I like Riverdance as much as the next broad and I STILL have the CD, but if I hear one more song about "the goddess" set to a rythmically challenged drummer, his tamborine playing baby-mama, and some jerk-off plucking a harp? I will come to your job/house and dig your ear drums out with a rusty trowel.


TISI.

This. This made me laugh hysterically.

[maybeimawitch]

This. This made me laugh hysterically.

Dear J's Husband

I hate you. you are a complete arse. You tell her you "have trouble opening up" which translated means you are emotionally closed off to an abusive degree and expect her to a)read your mind b)go along with everything you think/feel and then you have a strop if she gets it wrong.

You are a misogynistic arshole so I'm too much of a woman to matter and you are such a homophobic/gender policing fuck that I'm too much of a boy for you to even do that patronising politeness thing to, you are just unbelievably rude to me. You hate J and I being alone together because I'm the scary queer who she nearly had a thing with NINE YEARS AGO (and nothing ACTUALLY HAPPENED, we didn't even kiss!).And I married someone else six years ago. you've made it really clear that I am not welcome in your house or in J's life. You seem to think that somehow this is a competition and J is the prize which pretty much shows up just how little respect you have for her anyway

Also you made her phone me up to ask if I could not wear my shoes indoors despite knowing that sometimes if I don't wear my shoes I CAN'T WALK. Then you said you would put newspaper down when I came (J to her credit told you that that wasn't going to happen because I wasn't a dog)


Her whole fucking life revolves round keeping you happy. she's so fucking talented and creative and way, way smarter than you and yet it's all about you, about what you are doing, about what you want to do. I don't think you even know her likes and dislikes.

You expect her to do all the housework and then get pissed with her if she doesn't do it right.

You manipulated and guilt tripped her into giving up a job that she went to university to train for and that she was excellent at and that had great prospects because it meant she wasn't at home every evening to baby sit you. And you refused to meet her in the middle, you refused any of the compromises that meant she could have done that job and been around more

I hope you fall off a cliff



TISI!