There, I said it!

[stephyjh]

Dear Passport,



WHERE ARE YOU? BE HERE NOW. I LEAVE IN TWO DAYS OH MY GODS YOU CAN'T BE MISSING YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T.

TISI
and then hyperventilated to death

((((Morag))))) Just breathe. You will find it.

[Morag]

((((Morag))))) Just breathe. You will find it.

Thank you.


I need someone to organize my life so this doesn't happen.

[victoreia]

Thank you.


I need someone to organize my life so this doesn't happen.

Dear head,

Could you please knock it off? I still haven't built up iChat sick leave and vacation time after my last hospital stay. Sinus headaches on top of really bad colds, alternating with the oh-so-lovely migraines DOES NOT HELP!

TISI

[SatSekhem]

Dear head,

Could you please knock it off? I still haven't built up iChat sick leave and vacation time after my last hospital stay. Sinus headaches on top of really bad colds, alternating with the oh-so-lovely migraines DOES NOT HELP!

TISI

Dear Hubby,

I told you two flipping weeks ago that I wanted to go to see The Cabin in the Woods tonight, on opening night. And what did you do to make that happen when I clearly said, "make it happen"? Today, you told me when showings were. Did you get a babysitter? No. Did you even remotely think that you should plan ahead because being a douchebag that does things at last minute is more your brother than you? No So, thanks a fucking pants full for being as useless as you always are. Wait to go.

TISI

[Catherine]

Dear Hubby,

I told you two flipping weeks ago that I wanted to go to see The Cabin in the Woods tonight, on opening night. And what did you do to make that happen when I clearly said, "make it happen"? Today, you told me when showings were. Did you get a babysitter? No. Did you even remotely think that you should plan ahead because being a douchebag that does things at last minute is more your brother than you? No So, thanks a fucking pants full for being as useless as you always are. Wait to go.

TISI

Ha! My husband ruined my plans to see it last night, too!

stupid husbands

[SatSekhem]

Ha! My husband ruined my plans to see it last night, too!

stupid husbands

He actually made up for it and pulled a rabbit out of his hat. I ended up going to see it last night. And you know what? SO WORTH IT.

[stephyjh]

He actually made up for it and pulled a rabbit out of his hat. I ended up going to see it last night. And you know what? SO WORTH IT.

Dear district manager,
GET ME OUT OF HERE. I'm bleeding money, tolerating sexist and homophobic remarks all day, had a guy put his hands on me yesterday, and since the store manager is part of the boys' club, nothing gets done about it. I'm in hell. Do something before I quit and sue.

TISI

[Etheric1]

Dear district manager,
GET ME OUT OF HERE. I'm bleeding money, tolerating sexist and homophobic remarks all day, had a guy put his hands on me yesterday, and since the store manager is part of the boys' club, nothing gets done about it. I'm in hell. Do something before I quit and sue.

TISI

Dear Depression:

Kindly go fuck yourself! I'm tired of your shit. Adding stomach pain to your asshat-ery is NOT funny!

TISI

[Selendrile]

One of the most popular ongoing humor threads of the SMF Board, it was only natural to have it restarted here.

Got something that's bugging you? Vent it here! Preferably in the most over-the-top fashion that you wouldn't dare to do in real life. Just remember to end your vent with the phrase "There, I said it!"

(Note: As a staff member, I think I should start by instituting a prohibition against venting about other members)



Bruno Mars,

STOP IT!

There. I said it.

Seriously, what is the point of working your ass off for a college degree if it doesn't help you get a a good job. I am so sick of retail and stupid customers!
There, I said it!

[stephyjh]

Seriously, what is the point of working your ass off for a college degree if it doesn't help you get a a good job. I am so sick of retail and stupid customers!
There, I said it!

A-frakking-men.

Dear universe,
Between the cut on my hand and the bruises on my ass and the fucking ALLERGIC REACTION, do you think you could lay off me for a bit? I'd really like my body to be in one piece, kthxbai.

TISI