There, I said it!

[stephyjh]

Dear shit-for-brains customers,
Why am I your favorite? Why can't you bring your stupid questions and your fucktard problems to someone else? if you aren't smart enough to work your little flip phone, then no, you don't need an iPhone 4S. No, I will not activate your stolen phone. No, I can't waive the deductible on the insurance you bought through your carrier, when I already told you we don't handle claims on carrier insurance. Now piss off!

TISI

Dear motherfrackers,
I don't tell you that your clip-on earrings or your massive crucifixes or your garish lipstick in varying shades of purple and hot pink are TACKY AS SHIT, because I have better manners than that. So who the fuck are you to tell me that my gorgeous silk headscarf in flame colors, that I'm only wearing BECAUSE I CELEBRATED IMBOLC TODAY and wasn't supposed to have to be at work for you to see it anyway, is a bad look for me? I don't give you unsolicited feedback on your look and would appreciate the same courtesy from you. Dipshits.
TISI

[victoreia]

Dear motherfrackers,

TISI

{{{stephyjh}}}

Annoying co-worker, (aka "more hair than wit")

Why must I repeat myself to you every other day? You keep asking me the same questions, and the answers have not-and in most cases, will not-change.

If you cannot use your brain for anything other than keeping your skull bones apart, kindly shut the f*ck up and go work somewhere else!

TISI! (Again)

[SatSekhem]

{{{stephyjh}}}

Annoying co-worker, (aka "more hair than wit")

Why must I repeat myself to you every other day? You keep asking me the same questions, and the answers have not-and in most cases, will not-change.

If you cannot use your brain for anything other than keeping your skull bones apart, kindly shut the f*ck up and go work somewhere else!

TISI! (Again)

Dear Ear,

WHAT THE FUCK?! I wake up and I can't hear because you decided to get all blocks up with snot? WHAT THE SHIT? I feel like someone or something came and ripped my ear off in the middle of the night. Can we just get unblocked please? This is ridiculous.

KTHNX.

TISI

[veggiewolf]

Dear Ear,

WHAT THE FUCK?! I wake up and I can't hear because you decided to get all blocks up with snot? WHAT THE SHIT? I feel like someone or something came and ripped my ear off in the middle of the night. Can we just get unblocked please? This is ridiculous.

KTHNX.

TISI

Dear Depression,

GO TO HELL (without ME)!

TIFSI

[SatSekhem]

Dear Depression,

GO TO HELL (without ME)!

TIFSI

(((Veggiewolf)))
You tell it!

[victoreia]

Dear Depression,

GO TO HELL (without ME)!

TIFSI

{{{veggiewolf}}}

Ditto!

[stephyjh]

Dear Depression,

GO TO HELL (without ME)!

TIFSI

Dear bulimia,
We decided years ago that we weren't a good fit and needed to se other people. So we need to make it clear right now that just because I let you in for a moment today does NOT mean I have the slightest intention of taking you back. Now fuck off and don't come back.

Dear life,
Could you please NOT suck for a while? Pretty please?

TISI

[SatSekhem]

Dear bulimia,
We decided years ago that we weren't a good fit and needed to se other people. So we need to make it clear right now that just because I let you in for a moment today does NOT mean I have the slightest intention of taking you back. Now fuck off and don't come back.

Dear life,
Could you please NOT suck for a while? Pretty please?



TISI

(((Steph)))

[veggiewolf]

...

(((((Stephy)))))

[stephyjh]

(((((Stephy)))))

Dear car,
Fuck you right back.

TISI