Quote Originally Posted by stephyjh View Post
Dear shit-for-brains customers,
Why am I your favorite? Why can't you bring your stupid questions and your fucktard problems to someone else? if you aren't smart enough to work your little flip phone, then no, you don't need an iPhone 4S. No, I will not activate your stolen phone. No, I can't waive the deductible on the insurance you bought through your carrier, when I already told you we don't handle claims on carrier insurance. Now piss off!



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Dear motherfrackers,
I don't tell you that your clip-on earrings or your massive crucifixes or your garish lipstick in varying shades of purple and hot pink are TACKY AS SHIT, because I have better manners than that. So who the fuck are you to tell me that my gorgeous silk headscarf in flame colors, that I'm only wearing BECAUSE I CELEBRATED IMBOLC TODAY and wasn't supposed to have to be at work for you to see it anyway, is a bad look for me? I don't give you unsolicited feedback on your look and would appreciate the same courtesy from you. Dipshits.
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