There, I said it!

[Melamphoros]

One of the most popular ongoing humor threads of the SMF Board, it was only natural to have it restarted here.

Got something that's bugging you? Vent it here! Preferably in the most over-the-top fashion that you wouldn't dare to do in real life. Just remember to end your vent with the phrase "There, I said it!"



(Note: As a staff member, I think I should start by instituting a prohibition against venting about other members)



Bruno Mars,

STOP IT!

There. I said it.

[Erinnightwalker]

Dad, I love you. You are an inspiration to stubborn people everywhere. You have been an excellent provider and a stable influence. But I do have one teensy tiny request.

STOP F**CKING BLAMING ME FOR SHIT THAT GOES WRONG.

Yes, my boyfriend is sick. I can't help that. Yes the septic tank shit the bed. I didn't cause that one either. But it is f**cking obvious that you are deliberately putting me down and making me feel like shit because you don't dare do it to him or Mom. My boyfriend, because you want to keep him happy since he is the son you always wanted (and if you don't think that f**king hurts, knowing your own father would believe your boyfriend over you if the choice arose then you are dumber than you look, Dad); my mom, because not only do you love her but you will get no nookie if you piss her off too bad.

I know you are tired, but did it ever occur to you that I could be, too? That I could be sick and would really like my daddy to make me feel better? That I could, I don't know, be freaking the f**k out about the mysterious lumps in my neck and shoulder and trying not to mention it so no one else freaks out?

Oh, that's right. I don't have a dick so everything you hear about me doesn't matter. And you wonder why I take such pleasure in petty scraps of revenge. You grind me down and down, and one day I will snap. And I fear I will hurt you when I do.

When was the last time you said you were proud of me anywhere where I could hear? Oh, right, when you had just had a seizure. 2 years ago. Seems like the only time we bond is when one of us is sick and doesn't want to disturb the other.

I'm a failure as a daughter Dad. I'm tired of being a verbal punching bag. I'm tired of having to agree with you to get any sort of non-biting reply back. I'm tired of being the spare kid. So shut it. Shut up shut up shutupshutupshutup. Shut your mouth and open your eyes before I leave.

There. I said it.

[Sage]

I'm a failure as a daughter Dad. I'm tired of being a verbal punching bag. I'm tired of having to agree with you to get any sort of non-biting reply back. I'm tired of being the spare kid. So shut it. Shut up shut up shutupshutupshutup. Shut your mouth and open your eyes before I leave.
There. I said it.

*hugs for Erin*

Dear Asshole #2 from my Ethics Class,

Die in a fire, you scum-ridden overly privileged and ignorant idiot. Spewing patriotic Fox News quips in a loud tone does not, actually, constitute a well-thought-out opinion. I should NEVER have to argue with ANYONE that hurting children and/or the act of rape is wrong. You. Fail. Humanity. FOREVER.

No love,

Me.

[Aisling]

I'm a failure as a daughter Dad. I'm tired of being a verbal punching bag. I'm tired of having to agree with you to get any sort of non-biting reply back. I'm tired of being the spare kid. So shut it. Shut up shut up shutupshutupshutup. Shut your mouth and open your eyes before I leave.

There. I said it.

(((Erin)))

[Melamphoros]

(((Erin)))

Idiots Who Are Setting Off Fireworks In A Bad Thunderstorm,

I hope you get struck by lightning so the gene pool doesn't get any more polluted than it already is.

TISI!

[Sage]

Idiots Who Are Setting Off Fireworks In A Bad Thunderstorm,

I hope you get struck by lightning so the gene pool doesn't get any more polluted than it already is.

TISI!

Dear Crazy Grandmother,

Do you REALLY have to come back to Virginia? Can't you find a racist, sexist compound of old farts for you to live with down there?

Sad face,

Me.

[Ember]

Dear Crazy Grandmother,

Do you REALLY have to come back to Virginia? Can't you find a racist, sexist compound of old farts for you to live with down there?

Sad face,

Me.

Dear Motivation,
I'd really appreciate it if you'd show up every once in a while. Apathy and Disinterest are really starting to piss me off and your presence would surely help. Thanks a heap for absolutely nothing so far. Sticking your head in the door and saying "Hi" just long enough to get me a job outside of fast food doesn't count for much, though I'm glad you did, in your current absence all preparations for school, calling the bank about the loan and a student credit card, and any spiritual pursuits are falling a bit behind.

Thanks in advance,
Me.

There, I said it.

[Jubes]

(((Erin)))

Dear Powers that be,

OK that's ENOUGH! You got some nerve this year! Not one month can go by without something bad happening. REALLY!?! Can't we just play nice now?

TISI

[arkeiryn]

I'm a failure as a daughter Dad. I'm tired of being a verbal punching bag. I'm tired of having to agree with you to get any sort of non-biting reply back. I'm tired of being the spare kid. So shut it. Shut up shut up shutupshutupshutup. Shut your mouth and open your eyes before I leave.

Dad. I'm fed up of the way you take everything I say and change it to something else. I am fed up of you not actually listening to what I say. I am fed up of you apparently not taking any interest in my life, letting me find out things that you'd think would be important from other people, of you not making any effort to find out what's going on in my life or telling me what's going on in yours and then getting angry when I don't tell you everything anyway.

I am fed up of feeling like you only care about me when it suits you, and I am fed up of trying to explain all this to you.

Apparently I'm no daughter of yours? Well, unfortunately you are my dad, though you seem to think I've replaced you. I wouldn't blame myself if I had, but the problem is that no one else can be my dad, and since you're not being one then I don't have one at all now.

I wish you weren't my dad. There, I said it.

[LadyBug]

There, I said it.

Dear Females
I am fairly sure no one of the male persuasion (or of the lesbian persuasion) wants to put up with your brain ninja ways. I don't want to pass your tests and I don't want to deal with your complaints about me cheating when, in reality, I am talking to a close friend whos been through a rough time.

BY THE WAY I know you were with her at the concert, you can't fool me THAT easily
THERE I said it!