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    Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....
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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Erinnightwalker View Post
    Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....
    You forgot this face... That is so wrong, yet I can't stop laughing.
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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Aisling View Post
    You forgot this face... That is so wrong, yet I can't stop laughing.
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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Erinnightwalker View Post
    Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....
    I love this xD This is wonderful. And, I hate to admit it, I have read this book, but I was honestly curious about how well a Twilight fanfiction could translate into published material (not well).

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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Erinnightwalker View Post
    Thanks for the link. That was utterly hilarious.

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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by StudiodeKadent View Post
    Thanks for the link. That was utterly hilarious.
    Is there a way to get this in audiobook format? I'd totally buy it!
    I haven't read the books, but I've heard....things....about them, and now hearing this reading, it gives me hope that someday I will become a published author!

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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Erinnightwalker View Post
    Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"...... and I die laughing. (I wouldn't open this at work, btw. Far far too much 'splaining to do.) Watching the faces.....
    It's been a while since I've laughed so hard I have tears pouring down my face.

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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Erinnightwalker View Post
    I'm apparently jaded. I chuckled, but hardly "laughed until I cried" or "laughed myself to death" or other similar statements. ::sighs:: Is this what it means to be a post-menopausal 54-year-old mother of a 15-year-old daughter with unspecified mood instability disorder, with a depressed husband and two bonus daughters (I still despise the term "step" for a relationship) with mental issues of their own?

    I think mebbe so. Ja.
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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Starglade View Post
    I'm apparently jaded. I chuckled, but hardly "laughed until I cried" or "laughed myself to death" or other similar statements. ::sighs:: Is this what it means to be a post-menopausal 54-year-old mother of a 15-year-old daughter with unspecified mood instability disorder, with a depressed husband and two bonus daughters (I still despise the term "step" for a relationship) with mental issues of their own?

    I think mebbe so. Ja.
    Meeting with a psych tomorrow. For now, even my depressed ass is laughing.

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    Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey" NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Starglade View Post
    I'm apparently jaded. I chuckled, but hardly "laughed until I cried" or "laughed myself to death" or other similar statements. ::sighs:: Is this what it means to be a post-menopausal 54-year-old mother of a 15-year-old daughter with unspecified mood instability disorder, with a depressed husband and two bonus daughters (I still despise the term "step" for a relationship) with mental issues of their own?

    I think mebbe so. Ja.
    You know, sometimes the only thing we've got left is our power to laugh at stuff.

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