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Apollo the god of the sun
« on: March 16, 2012, 07:43:59 pm »
I keep asking him if he eats poop and he always says " I do eat poop! i do ! I eat it!" in the 5th dimension it is different and that is where he is from so it must be true. Im thinking hes serious and i hope he is. He is my spirit guide and i also have another guide named Adam who is a bard and we all make poop and diarrhea jokes. I astral projected once ( not fully but i was out of my body he told me ) I was talking to him threw channeling and he said we made a poop castle and he made me a dress out of his diarrhea. They are alot of fun . I even gave Apollo and adam   poop offerings as a treat and they said they ate it i do give them other offerings as well such as olive oil and grapes .I do love Apollo and hes alot of fun i love my spirit guides.    : ))))  if anyone has any fun experience with their guides i would love to know .I give all my guides offerings even if they are not gods .

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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2012, 08:09:47 pm »
Quote from: elvengoddess;46116
I keep asking him if he eats poop and he always says " I do eat poop! i do ! I eat it!" in the 5th dimension it is different and that is where he is from so it must be true. Im thinking hes serious and i hope he is. He is my spirit guide and i also have another guide named Adam who is a bard and we all make poop and diarrhea jokes. I astral projected once ( not fully but i was out of my body he told me ) I was talking to him threw channeling and he said we made a poop castle and he made me a dress out of his diarrhea. They are alot of fun . I even gave Apollo and adam   poop offerings as a treat and they said they ate it i do give them other offerings as well such as olive oil and grapes .I do love Apollo and hes alot of fun i love my spirit guides.    : ))))  if anyone has any fun experience with their guides i would love to know .I give all my guides offerings even if they are not gods .

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Re: Apollo the god of the sun
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 08:12:11 pm »
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I keep asking him if he eats poop and he always says " I do eat poop! i do ! I eat it!" in the 5th dimension it is different and that is where he is from so it must be true. Im thinking hes serious and i hope he is. He is my spirit guide and i also have another guide named Adam who is a bard and we all make poop and diarrhea jokes. I astral projected once ( not fully but i was out of my body he told me ) I was talking to him threw channeling and he said we made a poop castle and he made me a dress out of his diarrhea. They are alot of fun . I even gave Apollo and adam   poop offerings as a treat and they said they ate it i do give them other offerings as well such as olive oil and grapes .I do love Apollo and hes alot of fun i love my spirit guides.    : ))))  if anyone has any fun experience with their guides i would love to know .I give all my guides offerings even if they are not gods .

 
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Re: Apollo the god of the sun
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 03:29:30 am »
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The above user has been banned as a troll.

Yep, this person was banned on another board for pulling the same shitnanigan! :rolleye::
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Re: Apollo the god of the sun
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 08:04:36 am »
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Yep, this person was banned on another board for pulling the same shitnanigan! :rolleye::

 
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Re: Apollo the god of the sun
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2012, 07:35:50 pm »
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Sorry, couldn't resist! :p
« Last Edit: March 18, 2012, 07:38:29 pm by DashesAgainst »
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Re: Apollo the god of the sun
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2012, 08:57:06 pm »
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The above user has been banned as a troll.

I was thinking of posting something along the lines of what Veggie said, but then you got rid of him and I didn't think about it - but I can't resist anymore

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