Could this be Black magic spells? [SPAM]

[drjumba]

[SIG SPAMMER -- Banned]



Hello I my employee have a situation with his wife. He says he can never be angry with her no matter what she does to him. She does not cook for him, no washing clothes, no cleaning home, most of all she does not work. He says that wouldn’t be a problem at all he loves her and pay maids to maintain all the mention work for him, but the worst part is she calls him names and swell at him every now and then. No sexual intacles at all but he still can’t be angry with her.

He say one day he dreamed of her doing some spells on him that he must never live her no matter what she does to him and when he woke up there she was on the bed side standing naked as she was borne looking at him in the middle of the night. He was so scared and he ran out of the flat.

Do you think this is a Spell work?

[Dragonfly68]

I seriously doubt it. He's not the first guy I've heard of married like that. It's probably his subconsciousness projecting feelings he's buried. As for her standing naked over him. Well, not being there I don't know. For all I know she sleeps like that and just got up to go to the bathroom or was coming back.

[RandallS]

Hello

I removed your SPAM SIG ("love spells") and banned you. Spammers are not welcome here

[Melamphoros]

[SIG SPAMMER -- Banned]

Fruity Griddle-Fried SPAMcakes with Warm Maple Syrup

Ingredients:

2 cups chicken broth, divided
1 cup yellow cornmeal
1 (12-ounce) package SPAM® Classic, diced
1/2 cup candied pineapple, finely chopped
1/2 cup candied cherries, finely chopped
2 cups pure maple syrup, heated
Butter

Directions:
1. In bowl, blend together 1 cup broth and the cornmeal.
2. In skillet, sauté SPAM® Classic over medium-high heat 2 minutes or until lightly browned. Add remaining 1 cup broth; bring to a boil. Whisk in cornmeal mixture.
3. Reduce heat to low; cover skillet. Simmer, stirring occasionally, 12 minutes or until mixture is thickened. Stir in candied fruits.
4 Pour SPAM® mixture into 8x4-inch loaf pan; cover. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or up to overnight.
5. Slice SPAMcake loaf into 8 slices. In skillet, melt butter; add SPAM®. Fry until browned and crisp on each side. Serve with warm maple syrup.

[Finn]

There goes my breakfast. And my lunch.

[Aisling]

Directions:
1. In bowl, blend together 1 cup broth and the cornmeal.
2. In skillet, sauté SPAM® Classic over medium-high heat 2 minutes or until lightly browned. Add remaining 1 cup broth; bring to a boil. Whisk in cornmeal mixture.
3. Reduce heat to low; cover skillet. Simmer, stirring occasionally, 12 minutes or until mixture is thickened. Stir in candied fruits.
4 Pour SPAM® mixture into 8x4-inch loaf pan; cover. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or up to overnight.
5. Slice SPAMcake loaf into 8 slices. In skillet, melt butter; add SPAM®. Fry until browned and crisp on each side. Serve with warm maple syrup.

You forgot a step...
6. Promptly throw into the nearest rubbish bin.

[Morag]

Fruity Griddle-Fried SPAMcakes with Warm Maple Syrup

Oh, gods, no. NOT THE MAPLE SYRUP.


I felt a great disturbance in the forest...like a million maple trees cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

[Finn]

I felt a great disturbance in the forest...like a million maple trees cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

[cigfran]

Fruity Griddle-Fried SPAMcakes with Warm Maple Syrup

Ingredients:

2 cups chicken broth, divided
1 cup yellow cornmeal
1 (12-ounce) package SPAM® Classic, diced
1/2 cup candied pineapple, finely chopped
1/2 cup candied cherries, finely chopped
2 cups pure maple syrup, heated
Butter

Directions:
1. In bowl, blend together 1 cup broth and the cornmeal.
2. In skillet, sauté SPAM® Classic over medium-high heat 2 minutes or until lightly browned. Add remaining 1 cup broth; bring to a boil. Whisk in cornmeal mixture.
3. Reduce heat to low; cover skillet. Simmer, stirring occasionally, 12 minutes or until mixture is thickened. Stir in candied fruits.
4 Pour SPAM® mixture into 8x4-inch loaf pan; cover. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or up to overnight.
5. Slice SPAMcake loaf into 8 slices. In skillet, melt butter; add SPAM®. Fry until browned and crisp on each side. Serve with warm maple syrup.

Another featured exhibit in the Museum of Unfortunate Meat.

[dionysiandame]

For all I know she sleeps like that and just got up to go to the bathroom or was coming back.

Or she sleeps above the covers. Four feet above the covers.