You know you're a pagan when...

[Aubrey_Rose]

THE place for "You might be a Pagan if..." jokes. Share ones you find or make up yourself. I'll go first.

You might be a Pagan if you watch The Prince of Egypt and find yourself sympathizing with those poor Egyptians. (Okay, maybe not so funny, but definitely true in my life. ;D)

You might be a pagan if you spend hours planting, and everything in your garden can be used for something - magical or mundane.

[PlaceboArtist]

You might be a pagan if you spend hours planting, and everything in your garden can be used for something - magical or mundane.

You know you're a Pagan when your parents force you to put more clothes and music on your birthday list, instead of some of the 23 mythology books? I don't know if that's funny, but it's certainly true. Why I have my birthday list prepared 3 months before my birthday I don't know.

[Malia]

You know you are a Pagan if you have over 40 books on the topic and you forgot which ones you have read.

You know you're a Pagan when you only clean up your altar space when told to clean your room.

[Celtag]

You know you're a Pagan when you only clean up your altar space when told to clean your room.

You know your a Pagan when you start quoting Aleister Crowley.

[SunflowerP]

You know your a Pagan when you start quoting Aleister Crowley.

Nah... you know you're a pagan when you start quoting Crowley in context. Any occult-squeamish fool can quote him out of context.

Sunflower

[callmechaos]

THE place for "You might be a Pagan if..." jokes. Share ones you find or make up yourself. I'll go first.

You know you're pagan when you wake up to celtic instrumentals and then wander over to your altar half asleep. works for me

[nassadii]

You know you're pagan when you wake up to celtic instrumentals and then wander over to your altar half asleep. works for me

You know you're pagan if the only two dogs you have are the two fu-dogs on your altar.

[redcloverspirit]

You know you're pagan...

When your Christian sister-in-law comments that she's afraid you're going to dress your new baby in cloaks and take her "LARPing" (Live action role playing), since apparently she thinks that's what you do...

[R03e]

You forgot the overcooked, decorated eggs that were scattered around the place and forgotten for waaaaay too long.

Unfortunately that is the only time you can find them.....

[Ask-Embla]

You know you're a pagan when in Religion 101 you were disappointed that YOUR gods weren't covered.

Story. Of. My. LIFE.