Author Topic: SPAM for Hire (Read 5657 times)

September13 · « **on:** September 06, 2011, 06:47:31 pm »

There are SPAM that some people need and desire, and they have difficulties achieving their SPAM. Thus, I offer my SPAM. I will perform SPAM and SPAM, for a price. There are no limits to the things I would be willing to craft SPAM for. You just need to pay me -- and not in SPAM.

What I request may seem a little steep, however, I am one of the few SPAMMERS willing to get my hands dirty eating SPAM. Love SPAM, vengeance SPAM, fortune SPAM, anySPAM you need, I am willing to SPAM.

If you're in need of some mystical SPAM, contact me at iamgreedyspammerwhodeservestobebankruptforlife@ispam.spam

- IAMGREEDYSPAMMER

Ocelot · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2011, 07:35:34 pm »

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Erinnightwalker · « **Reply #2 on:** September 06, 2011, 08:16:02 pm »

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I am not staff, nor mod. I am, however, a person who has a thread in here. I posted said thread for support, not to be solicited for money in exchange for spellcasting. We have a group called the Cauldron Classifieds, where you may freely post such advertisements (provided they fit the TOS of the Cauldron and the mini-rules of the group itself). I am not sure that this folder is the best place for this post.

RandallS · « **Reply #3 on:** September 06, 2011, 09:13:41 pm »

Quote from: September13;18281

There are SPAM that some people need and desire, and they have difficulties achieving their SPAM. Thus, I offer my SPAM. I will perform SPAM and SPAM, for a price. There are no limits to the things I would be willing to craft SPAM for. You just need to pay me -- and not in SPAM.

What I request may seem a little steep, however, I am one of the few SPAMMERS willing to get my hands dirty eating SPAM. Love SPAM, vengeance SPAM, fortune SPAM, anySPAM you need, I am willing to SPAM.

If you're in need of some mystical SPAM, contact me at iamgreedyspammerwhodeservestobebankruptforlife@ispam.spam

- IAMGREEDYSPAMMER

And here is a recipe:

Spam Pot Pie

Ingredients:
1 double pie crust
1 can Spam, cubed
1 cup partially cooked potaotes, cubed
4 oz Velveeta, cubed
8 oz Mozzarella cheese, cubed
1/4 cup bell pepper, chopped
1/4 onion, chopped
3 tablespoons milk
Salt, pepper

Mix all ingredients adding enough milk to keep the mixture moist. Pour into the pie crust and put second crust on top; slit. Bake at 350 degrees until browned.

Nehet · « **Reply #4 on:** September 06, 2011, 09:16:59 pm »

Quote from: September13;18281

There are SPAM that some people need and desire.

I think I found one of the worst ones ever:

Frozen SPAM push-ups From: Yeeeow

Ingredients:

One can SPAM; Grape Juice; 6 Popsicle sticks; 6 toilet paper tubes; One candle; Wax Paper; Mini marshmallows

Preparation: Line cookie sheet with wax paper. Melt candle wax onto inside of TP tubes to coat, place vertically on wax paper, let cool. Frappe SPAM and grape juice in processor, mix well. Add mini marshmallows to taste. Pour mixture into tubes, filling 2/3 full. Insert Popsicle stick. Freeze and enjoy!!! (Perfect for weddings and baby showers- juice may be changed to fit color theme)

(From http://www.tattered.com/spam.htm)

RandallS · « **Reply #5 on:** September 06, 2011, 09:28:32 pm »

Quote from: Nehet;18318

I think I found one of the worst ones ever:

Frozen SPAM push-ups From: Yeeeow

Gag. Gag. GAG.

Melamphoros · « **Reply #6 on:** September 06, 2011, 09:39:38 pm »

Quote from: Nehet;18318

I think I found one of the worst ones ever:

Frozen SPAM push-ups From: Yeeeow

Ingredients:

One can SPAM; Grape Juice; 6 Popsicle sticks; 6 toilet paper tubes; One candle; Wax Paper; Mini marshmallows

Preparation: Line cookie sheet with wax paper. Melt candle wax onto inside of TP tubes to coat, place vertically on wax paper, let cool. Frappe SPAM and grape juice in processor, mix well. Add mini marshmallows to taste. Pour mixture into tubes, filling 2/3 full. Insert Popsicle stick. Freeze and enjoy!!! (Perfect for weddings and baby showers- juice may be changed to fit color theme)

(From http://www.tattered.com/spam.htm)

That....is worse than the spam cupcakes:yikes:

Starglade · « **Reply #7 on:** September 06, 2011, 09:57:15 pm »

Quote from: Nehet;18318

I think I found one of the worst ones ever:

You did.

This is WAY beyond Spam cupcakes. (And I'm someone who actually does like the stuff on rare occasions--like, maybe twice a year.)

sugarmagnolia · « **Reply #8 on:** September 06, 2011, 10:16:39 pm »

Quote from: nehet;18318

i think i found one of the worst ones ever:

Frozen spam push-ups from: Yeeeow

ingredients:

One can spam; grape juice; 6 popsicle sticks; 6 toilet paper tubes; one candle; wax paper; mini marshmallows

preparation: Line cookie sheet with wax paper. Melt candle wax onto inside of tp tubes to coat, place vertically on wax paper, let cool. Frappe spam and grape juice in processor, mix well. Add mini marshmallows to taste. Pour mixture into tubes, filling 2/3 full. Insert popsicle stick. Freeze and enjoy!!! (perfect for weddings and baby showers- juice may be changed to fit color theme)

(from http://www.tattered.com/spam.htm)

eeewwww!!!!!!!

Erinnightwalker · « **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:18:20 pm »

Quote from: Nehet;18318

I think I found one of the worst ones ever:

Frozen SPAM push-ups From: Yeeeow

:yikes: Words fail me....... we so need a puking emoticon.

SPAM frappe..... yuckyuckyuckyuckYUCK.

Finn · « **Reply #10 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:35:30 pm »

Quote from: Nehet;18318

I think I found one of the worst ones ever:

Frozen SPAM push-ups From: Yeeeow

Oh. Dinner. Stay down. Please. Please stay down.:stop:

victoreia · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2011, 12:48:42 am »

Quote from: Erinnightwalker;18343

:yikes: Words fail me....... we so need a puking emoticon.

SPAM frappe..... yuckyuckyuckyuckYUCK.

What Erin said. :yikes:

Nehet · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2011, 01:02:08 am »

Quote from: victoreia;18361

What Erin said. :yikes:

I apologize for having subjected all of you to such horrible trauma from this recipe.

Randall had already posted one, and if I were a nice person, I would have left well enough alone.

But I'm not a nice person. :dwink:

Finn · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2011, 01:08:16 am »

Quote from: Nehet;18364

I apologize for having subjected all of you to such horrible trauma from this recipe.

Randall had already posted one, and if I were a nice person, I would have left well enough alone.

But I'm not a nice person. :dwink:

I'll send you the bill for cleaning my carpet.

Etheric1 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 07, 2011, 01:09:04 am »

Quote from: Nehet;18318

I think I found one of the worst ones ever:

Frozen SPAM push-ups From: Yeeeow

Ingredients:

One can SPAM; Grape Juice; 6 Popsicle sticks; 6 toilet paper tubes; One candle; Wax Paper; Mini marshmallows

Preparation: Line cookie sheet with wax paper. Melt candle wax onto inside of TP tubes to coat, place vertically on wax paper, let cool. Frappe SPAM and grape juice in processor, mix well. Add mini marshmallows to taste. Pour mixture into tubes, filling 2/3 full. Insert Popsicle stick. Freeze and enjoy!!! (Perfect for weddings and baby showers- juice may be changed to fit color theme)

(From http://www.tattered.com/spam.htm)

Great Sutekh's BALLS that is horrible!!!!

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